My favorite signs

As you are probably aware, sometimes Chinese doesn't translate very well into English. I snapped a picture of some of the more interesting signs throughout our travels...here are some of them.




No horns or car bombs, please!

 

Welcome...have a seat, spread your legs and we'll be right with you.
Specializing in those areas where the sun don't shine...



Uh...OK.

 

How do you know your capabiltiy if your brain is diseased?





That was close...I thought I was THERE!